the otherwhirled

where nothing is real, and nothing else is sacred.

Search Engine Shenanigans IV

Previous Search Engine Shenanigans:

I’m always amused by simple things. In this case, it’s the words being used to find this here little blog thingy. Forthwith:

As has become customary, I am dispensing with the searches on various spellings of Condoleezza Rice, nude or clothed, spelled properly or not. I truly worry about some of you. I am pleased to say, however, that of late, searches on our lovely Madame Secretary from Hell have been down-trending. Searches by photographer name are way up, however, which I always find interesting.

  • assured way to find rockhopper ~ this links SES III, and i am pleased to announce that in a google search, the otherwhirled comes in at an unexpected third. not bad!
  • biguns ~ okay, i quit looking after the fifth page. let’s face it: if you’re on the Intertubes searching for “biguns” and you haven’t had your fill in five or more pages of search results, you seriously need to put down the Mountain Dew and exit your parents’ basement.
  • lovedoll laura soft ~ i thought that said “laura croft” for a minute there, and i was like “SCHWEEET”, but alas….again, however, i feel i should point out that if you’re on the Intertubes searching for “love dolls” and you haven’t had your fill in five or more pages of search results, please immediately shove as many cheetos as possible into every available orifice.
  • sailing takes me away ~ ah, my diabolical plan to hijack one legitimate web search seems to have worked. oooh….and actually, i hijacked three! w00t!
  • Theocratic Law ~ my curiosity petered out after the ninth page, but this obviously goes to my Blog Against Theocracy stuff.
  • diamondbacks logo ~ i’ve never posted one, so that’s kind of weird, but i did long ago snark on a Diamondbacks player, so i assume that’s what comes up for this one….somewhere after the tenth page of search results.
  • perverts are us ~ yeah, well…go figure. they must really be looking for Dr. von Monkerstein. him and those adopted actresses….
  • MANE, SEARCH ENGINES ~ surprisingly, i come up at the top of the second page on this one. better than i would have thought!
  • intelligence is relative ~ w00t! another third-place posting. i wonder if this searcher realizes that relatives are not necessarily intelligent, though?
  • lolcons ~ yeah, i know they annoy some people. they annoy me when overdone as well. that’s why i try not to overdo them. i place fourth here, unless you count the return for the wordpress lolcons tag, at which point i’m numero tres! again!
  • ginzo of tokyo knives ~ oi….vey. fourth? eesh.
  • Men who look crazy ~ Bing! Quit searching for yourself! you know where you are! (you too, Crow!) however, it should be noted that i am apparently number one among men who look crazy! w00-h00!!!
  • ya’ll politics. ~ that’s a good way to put it. third place!
  • ah m ~ i’ll happily take 5th place here behind Dependable Renegade.
  • dementia test, humor ~ i couldn’t find it. whatever.
  • the ironoclast ~ yes, yes our littlest chimperator certainly is! at least i’m on the first page with this one!
  • She was a good ship ~ yeah but could you row her? oddly, i’m numero uno here, too!
  • the other whirled ~ somebody (apparently two people or one person twice) loves me. i’m sure the extra space is just for flavor. naturally, i am number one here, too!

fun, fun, fun. thought i’d throw in the search rankings this time instead of cross-linking posts that i have to go delete all the ping-backs for. so, there you have it: a few things that bring people to the otherwhirled. i don’t know what brings you to the otherwhirled, but thanks for stopping by!

o, by the way, the new domain name has been secured. i would imagine that you can imagine what it’ll be. i’ll hopefully be moving off next week already!

2007.08.28 Posted by | blogging, humor | Leave a comment

Meanwhile, at the changing table…

(AP Photo/Ken Lambert/Pool) “The Littlest Chimperor squeezes out another ‘dirty turdy’ into the revisionistic diaper that ‘Unca Dick’ dressed him in that morning. Later, Tony Snow tossed the soiled diaper into the press pool, claiming it was ‘undeniable, incontrovertible truth’ and we should all feel blessed to experience the absolute stench of it.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Ken Lambert/Pool

2007.08.28 Posted by | humor, political hegemony, public figures, snark | 2 Comments

See? There is no God.

(Jim Young/Reuters) There’s your proof right there: After calling Alberto Gonzales “honorable” and several other complementary words that described a man of good character, King George the Worst was not struck down by lightning, the earth did not rend itself in twain and swallow the lying bastard whole, nor did the Universe implode with a tiny whimper. Or, okay…if there is a God, He has long since given up being concerned about what Georgie-boy has to say. And if that’s the case, what good, exactly, is your God?

photo credit: Jim Young/Reuters

2007.08.28 Posted by | humor, political hegemony, religion, snark | 4 Comments

Her future’s SO bright…

(AP Photo/Tim Dunn/Pool) “President Bush poses with some woman in Reno whose body language says ‘No, no’, but whose push-up bra is reminiscent of other pale, wind-tossed women Chimpy knows, or used to know, anyway.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Tim Dunn/Pool

2007.08.28 Posted by | humor, snark | 1 Comment

Bombing the Bush Way.

(Henry Romero/Reuters) “Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez describes the proper way for a politician to approach membership in the Bush Administration: ‘You face away from the plane, you jump with all your might, and then you dive for the earth as she comes very quickly to take your life. No parachute required!'”

photo credit: Henry Romero/Reuters

2007.08.28 Posted by | humor, politics, snark | 1 Comment