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Killer Instinct

(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan) “We’re gonna kill whatever convicts we feel like,” Texas Governor Rick Perry was almost quoted as saying to the European Union, “and if you fuckers don’t like it, we’ll kick your sorry assess, too!”

photo credit: AFP/File/Mandel Ngan

2007.08.24 Posted by | humor, politics, public figures, snark | 5 Comments

I never realized…

(John Gress/Reuters) …that Dennis Hastert married his twin sister!

photo credit: John Gress/Reuters

2007.08.24 Posted by | humor, politics, snark | 5 Comments

I promise!

(AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi) “As president, I promise to only wear tacky dresses and makeup on the weekends!”

photo credit: AP Photo/Lenny Ignelzi

2007.08.24 Posted by | 2008 cycle of dementia, humor, public figures, snark | 3 Comments

Warning! Skeletor on feeding frenzy at local shelters!

(REUTERS/The Blade/Lori King/Handout) “The evil Skeletor chooses another victim, already conditioned and made docile by the recent flooding in Ohio. While the fate of the victim is uncertain, there is no doubt that Vice President Voldemort and King George the Worst are pleased with whatever it is he supposedly does for a living.”

photo credit: REUTERS/The Blade/Lori King/Handout

2007.08.24 Posted by | humor, public figures, snark | 3 Comments

Ah see how it works, folks!

(AFP/File/Jim Watson) “Thassraht! Ah kin wait! One o’ these days ya’ll’re gonna look back and merember whutta great preznit Ah wuz!”

If that day should ever come, I’ll buy ice cream for everyone.

photo credit: AFP/File/Jim Watson

2007.08.24 Posted by | humor, politics, snark | 1 Comment