the things i do while on vacation….
Fairlane at Jonestown has been blogrolled (see the “Opinion” group on the right). You should go visit there. And do it now, dammit! He’s nearing his 10,000th visitor mark, and if it’s you, you might receive a brand-new Porsche!
…or…not.
But who knows what Fairlane will be offering when his visitor count reaches the number of executive orders written by Chimpy. And as an added bonus, you can even find out that number over there!
Central Booking
Co-authors Pickles and Snorty McStagger disembark from their private charter, The Coke Express. The mother-daughter team are temporarily setting aside their clandestine drug ring to write a book about a mischievous schoolboy, presumably named “Chimpy”, who skates by on life with a “C” average, evades his voluntary military service, and later grows up to be the favorite puppet of an evil cabal dedicated to the usurpation of democracy.
Photo credit: AFP/File/Mandel Ngan
Simmer down, you two!
“If I have to separate you two, I will, Hillary and Obama.”
Photo credit: Mario Anzuoni/Reuters
Come to mah window…
“Ah’ll be home soon.”
Ms. Etheridge: I’m sorry. It was just too convenient to pass up.
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WTF?
What the hell is that in front of Richard Stickler, assistant secretary of labor for mine safety? Is that a Fox News microphone? When the hell did Fox News start covering real news?
O wait…how could I forget? This is something else that is not Iraq that can be sensationalized repeatedly so that people don’t think about Iraq. How silly of me!
Photo credit: REUTERS/Ramin Rahimian