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Bob Allen: The Other White Meat?

(Bob Allen: The Other White Meat) Oh, yes I DID go there!

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” [Florida State Representative and John McCain presidential campaign co-chairman Bob] Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away.

Allen’s talking about having offered a black man (who happens to be a cop) $20 for Allen to give him a blowjob. Because nothing says “Please don’t hurt the grossly overweight whitey” like offering a burly black man $20 and blowjob. Are there any questions as to why the McCain campaign has failed to give anyone but “The Maverick” a hard-on?

from this article by Craig Bailey of the Orlando Sentinel via “Worst. Excuse. Ever” at Crooks and Liars

photo credit: uncited photographer for the Orlando Sentinel


2007.08.06 - Posted by | 2008 cycle of dementia, humor, public figures, snark

1 Comment »

  1. Thet thar looks like about a cup an’ a half o’ Santorum in a one-ounce shot glass.

    Check out the guy with the shades, looks like he’s tryin’ not ta bust a gut!

    Comment by littlebangtheory | 2007.08.06 | Reply

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