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How They Do It (II)

(AFP/DDP/File/Clemens Bilan) “A bear cub stretches during a morning calisthenics routine before suddenly jumping up and attempting to maul the photographer. Scientists believe that a strict regimen of calisthenics and stretching throughout their youth is what makes bears so dangerous. That, and those claws. And teeth. I mean, just look at that beady little eye. You can just tell he’s thinking ‘Mmmmmm…breakfast!'”


photo credit: AFP/DDP/File/Clemens Bilan


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2007.06.21 - Posted by | humor

3 Comments »

  1. Gosh, Mary Cheney’s baby sure is cute.

    Comment by Sorghum Crow | 2007.06.21 | Reply

  2. Of course. He looks like his father.

    Comment by PissedinNYC | 2007.06.21 | Reply

  3. But he has his maternal grandmother’s claws.

    Comment by PissedinNYC | 2007.06.21 | Reply


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