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True Signs of the Apocalypse, Part I

(PRNewsFoto/JAKKS Pacific, Inc.) Just Sayin’…

photo credit: PRNewsFoto/JAKKS Pacific, Inc.

2007.06.18 Posted by | opinion, snark | Leave a comment

$1.00 Per Drop

(AFP/File/Behrouz Mehri) Gas prices are expected to rise more this summer, so get your vacation driving in now. Personally, I’m considering canceling all contracts that cannot be served from my home and renting my children out as domestic labor so that we’ll have enough money to drive to the store and back once a month. Anyone need a couple of relatively short window-washers?

photo credit: AFP/File/Behrouz Mehri

2007.06.18 Posted by | opinion, snark | 1 Comment

He’s learning!

(REUTERS/Yuri Gripas) “In a personal milestone, President Bush remembered to duck his head without being told today as he exited Marine One. His wife Laura was helped off the helicopter immediately afterwards, but still managed to drop a Long Island Iced Tea on the White House lawn.”

photo credit: REUTERS/Yuri Gripas

2007.06.18 Posted by | public figures, snark | 2 Comments

Gotta Hand It To ‘Em For Trying, Though.

(AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon) “A flock of microphone-wielding hands descended upon South Korean nuclear envoy Chun Young-woo during a recent interview in Seoul. The South Korean government’s efforts to limit the proliferation of microphone-wielding hands has been relatively unsuccessful.”

photo credit: AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon

2007.06.18 Posted by | snark | Leave a comment