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Bear Attacks Foot. Americans in Danger.

(AFP/Marcus Brandt) Steven Colbert is right. Bears are evil. Just look at this one, attempting to devour someone’s foot. Horrible, horrible, stuff. Obviously, the Bush Administration is completely justified in ignoring global warming so that the habitat of these evil, foot-devouring bears continues to diminish. I just hope we can get rid of the arctic ice before every American is hobbling around footless.

photo credit: AFP/Marcus Brandt

2007.06.12 - Posted by | humor

1 Comment »

  1. […] Temporary, Conditional Remorse “Having recently devoured the foot of an American citizen, this bear was suddenly overcome with an overwhelming sense of of remorse. True to its natural […]

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