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Monica Goes Bi-partisan

(AP Photo/Christophe Ena) “President Bush was visited today by Monica Lewinski, who is now a registered Independent. ‘It’s only fair,’ said Ms. Lewinski. ‘I made a promise to myself that if President Bush made it to a second term, then he’d get the same treatment as President Clinton. And it wasn’t all that bad, anyway. See? No stain!'”

photo credit: AP Photo/Christophe Ena


2007.06.07 - Posted by | humor, politics, public figures, snark


  1. Nice try but I’ve heard that she doesn’t give that good a hummer! ‘Course g’dubya wouldn’t know a good one from a bad one being a great man of jesus and all…

    The scientifically impossible I do right away
    The spiritually miraculous takes a bit longer

    Comment by ClapSo | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  2. But how did she find it? The man is hung like a bee!



    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  3. Of course there wasn’t a stain. You need to be able to produce sperm to leave a stain.

    Comment by PissedinNYC | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  4. lol….that was kind of the point of that. i guess i should have written “….And it wasn’t all that bad, anyway. It’s not like the little monkey could leave a stain or anything.”

    Comment by commander other | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  5. I need to go gouge out my eyes, pierce my eardrums with a couple screwdrivers, and find some way of melting my brain to remove the horrid mental picture I now have thanks to this post!

    Comment by Rachel | 2007.06.08 | Reply

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