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Long walk, short pier?

(REUTERS/Christian Charisius) “Harbour officials closed the entire Wismar port today, fearful of the environmental hazard which might be caused by Laura Bush and all her makeup falling into the water. When asked about the increased security, Mrs. Bush seemed to ponder the question for a moment, then responded, ‘I like boats! Are you a seaman? I like seamen.’ She then wandered aimlessly along the pier, tossing Alka Seltzer tablets to the seagulls.”

photo credit: REUTERS/Christian Charisius


2007.06.07 - Posted by | humor, public figures, snark


  1. That is the ugliest wetsuit I’ve ever seen.

    Comment by Sorghum Crow | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  2. gawds. although i suppose i’d rather see Laura in a skin-tight something-or-other, as opposed to Lynne.

    Comment by commander other | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  3. Commander: Actually, it would be ugly, but tell me you wouldn’t have a good laugh if Lynne were suited up in some tight lycra thing. I’m smelling my next screen saver.

    Comment by PissedinNYC | 2007.06.07 | Reply

  4. well, yeah….that would be funny. or, come to think of it, in a sparkly mermaid suit.

    Comment by commander other | 2007.06.07 | Reply

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