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JC Penney’s New Spring Collection

(Brendan McDermid/Reuters) …featuring the hand-tailored “Cellblock Whore” line of casual forced-lesbian-sex-wear, modeled here by everyone’s favorite talentless bimbo, Paris Hilton.


photo credit: Brendan McDermid/Reuters


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2007.06.06 - Posted by | public figures, snark

4 Comments »

  1. Agggggh!

    You BASTARD!

    I gotta get some of whatever you’re on! Sizzling hot!

    -Tengrain

    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.06.06 | Reply

  2. No doubt Paris is the belle of the ball in prison. Not that she’s attractive, but I’m guessing she’s relatively free of scars. Pretty.

    Comment by PissedinNYC | 2007.06.06 | Reply

  3. Hey, my tags that said “George C Scott Voice and /George C Scott Voice got interpretted! Wow! that’s pretty cool!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.06.06 | Reply

  4. She’s out of jail, but sporting a fashionable anklet made popular by Martha “Caged Heat” Stewart.

    Comment by Sorghum Crow | 2007.06.07 | Reply


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