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God Rejects Crabs

(AFP/File/Christophe Simon) “The Hand of God began spontaneously appearing in Rome today, beginning an unprecedented eradication of crab-life. ‘Crabs do not enjoy the protections of God’s Unconditional Love,’ Pope Benedict XVI was quoted as not saying. ‘They’re ugly, and anything with its eyes on little stalks like that simply cannot be made in God’s image.’ The Pope later did not enjoin parishioners across the globe to assist God with stamping out crab-life with a new ‘A dead crab a day keeps your soul out of Hell’ campaign.”

photo credit: AFP/File/Christophe Simon

2007.06.06 - Posted by | humor, religion, snark


  1. God’s got crabs?

    Comment by Sorghum Crow | 2007.06.06 | Reply

  2. of course! he is, after all, made in the image of all republispinners.

    Comment by commander other | 2007.06.06 | Reply

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