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Tony Snow’s Morning “Constitutional”

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds) (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)


“Tony Snow reacts to having the US Constitution crammed up his ass by the White House Press Corps as a ‘Welcome Back’ tribute on his recent return from cancer therapy. Snow’s proctologists, Doctors Dick ‘bend over and grab your ankles’ Cheney and Karl ‘you won’t feel a thing’ Rove were at first concerned by Snow’s rough treatment by the press corps, but quickly noted their appreciation at both the ease of insertion and the flexibility with which Snow’s anus consumed the Constitution and then proceeded to spew random bits and pieces of it back to the press corps in an overtly self-serving, disjointed, and even spurious fashion.”


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2007.05.07 - Posted by | humor, political hegemony, politics, snark

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