the otherwhirled

where nothing is real, and nothing else is sacred.

Oh, you silly colonists!

(AFP/File/Carl De Souza) (AFP/File/Carl De Souza)

“Exemplifying her indefatigable penchant for wearing hats, the Queen of England visited the first permanent English settlement at Jamestown late last March at the head of a small force of British patriots. After a brief skirmish, the Virginia militia (reduced to two mules and a gravy boat thanks to continuing deployment extensions in Iraq) reclaimed the town from the British Monarchy in the name of American King George the Worst.”


2007.05.01 - Posted by | humor, politics, snark

1 Comment »

  1. “George the Worst,” oh, that is soooo good.


    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.05.02 | Reply

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