the otherwhirled

where nothing is real, and nothing else is sacred.


(AP Photo/Robyn Beck, Pool) “Sporting a haircut that would have sent a ‘Shear Genius’ contestant packing, and a suit that would have driven a ‘Project Runway’ contestant to commit hare kare, Phil Spector…”

(finish this caption yourselves in the comments. the selected ‘winner’ will receive an all-expenses-paid vacation to their next-door neighbor’s front porch.)

photo credit: AP Photo/Robyn Beck, Pool

2007.05.31 Posted by | caption contest, humor, snark | 6 Comments

New Designer Commode

(REUTERS/Reuters TV) soon to be featuring Paris Hilton’s ass.

photo credit: REUTERS/Reuters TV

2007.05.31 Posted by | snark | Leave a comment

7th Hole Consumes Golfer

(Shaun Best/Reuters) “Augusta National Club’s 7th green devours South African golfer Retief Goosen after his stroke cut a divot into the grass. The remaining golfers tread very lightly for the remainder of the tournament.”

photo credit: Shaun Best/Reuters

2007.05.31 Posted by | humor, sports | Leave a comment

Dos Cervesas,

(AP Photo/Roberto Borea) “…por favor!”

photo credit: AP Photo/Roberto Borea

2007.05.31 Posted by | humor, sports | Leave a comment

Always Make Your Umpires Happy

(AP Photo/Gregory Smith) “Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox pleasures the first base umpire during a recent game. The aptly-named Mr. Cox was later sent to the locker room to prepare for post-game ministrations.”

….since i forgot about “sports” day yesterday, i figured i’d just go completely over the top. maybe we’ll get lucky and another overly-serious sports fan will get all jumpy in the comments again!

photo credit: AP Photo/Gregory Smith

2007.05.31 Posted by | public figures, snark, sports | 1 Comment

Speaking Where One Has No Place

(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) You’d think they’d have wanted someone with experience….just sayin’.

photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

2007.05.31 Posted by | public figures, snark | 2 Comments

The Mothership Approaches

(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters) Hop on, Georgie. You’ve got a seat on the front row!

photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

2007.05.31 Posted by | humor, public figures, snark | 1 Comment