the otherwhirled

where nothing is real, and nothing else is sacred.

You will do as I command!

(AP Photo/Anne McQuary) (AP Photo/Anne McQuary)

“Bring all your girlfriends to me so that they can become my Mormon wives!”

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney attempts to hypnotize a group of high-schoolers with his secret Satanic powers. Luckily, the curse back-fired, and Mr. Romney was temporarily turned into that turkey that stuck its head into President Bush’s crotch last Thanksgiving.


2007.04.24 - Posted by | politics, snark

1 Comment »

  1. Turkey in the straw (polls)

    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.04.24 | Reply

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