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Rispek Mah Authoritay!

(AP Photo/Matt York) (AP Photo/Matt York)

A border patrol agent subdues trainees during a training session at the Border Patrol Training Academy in Artesia, NM. “Things just started getting out of hand,” said Border Patrol Sergeant Hitsalot. “One of the trainees passed some gas, which I took as a direct assault on my authority, but the little fucker won’t be doing that again anytime soon.” Enrollment at the Academy is at an all-time low, but that’s okay with Sergeant Hitsalot. “With our new secret powers under the Department of Homeland Security, that means there’s more brown people for ME to pound on. Hoo-ah!”


2007.04.24 - Posted by | political hegemony, snark

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