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management skills

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)


“Actually, Senator, it appears that I exercise better management skills over this paper clip that I’m bending all to hell, than I have exercised over the Justice Department.”


During his testimony yesterday, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales created several fascinating paper clip sculptures which individually simply looked odd, but when placed together spelled the words “I’m a complete buffoon.” When questioned about the paper clips, the Attorney General responded, “I have no recollection of any paper clips, but I am confident that their message is accurate.”

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2007.04.20 - Posted by | political hegemony, politics, snark

2 Comments »

  1. New Movie

    Total Non-Recall starring Danny DeVito as Alberto Gonzales (hey Danny is Arnold’s twin, right?)

    Comment by Sorghum Crow | 2007.04.20 | Reply

  2. He’ll be asking for the strawberry jam before the second reel. You heard it here first, folks!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

    Comment by Tengrain | 2007.04.20 | Reply


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