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Aaaargh! Me brain’s afire, Mate!

(AP Photo/Mark Bake) (AP Photo/Mark Baker)

“Brain-eating Nits attacked the Australian Rugby Team last November.”

An extremely rare type of brain-devouring lice were apparently feeding upon the brains of the Australian rugby team during their Tri Nations test against Great Britain last November. The story was kept out of the press as government health officials worked to forestall future outbreaks of ball-dropping, bad scrums, and ineffectual tries.


2007.04.16 - Posted by | snark, sports

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