It’s Kinda Like the Sound of One Hand Clapping
“President Bush…should I shake your hand I would have to make a special pilgrimage to Mecca to have it specially washed and blessed, and I would still never be able to touch my children with it ever again. So, thank you, but I will decline. It is enough that Prime Minister Al-Maliki has once again sacrificed his honor on our behalf.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak
Brokeback Bushie III
“You ever get the feelin’… I don’t know, er… when you’re in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows? And then you go out on the pavement and everyone looks like they know too?”
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Brokeback Bushie II
“Ya know it could be like this, just like this always.”
photo credit: AFP/Jim Watson
LOLcons: Brokeback Bushie
‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita.
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International Acumen.
“Naw, done be bashful, ya’ll, gimme a hug! Ah brotcha a case o Lone Star, buddy! Issa hella lot better thun that Fosters Larger crap ya’ll make, Ah tell ya whut! An Ah’ll brung ya s’more if’n ya’ll keep yer soldjers in th’raq fer meh!”
photo credit: AP Photo/Rob Griffith
The 3 Stooges Take on Iraq
“…in the brown green zone. Soldiers were treated to the comedy stylings of George ‘Teh Surge, Stoopid’ Bush, Bob ‘I Dunno’ Gates and Condi ‘Blackublican’ Rice in a surprise visit by this latest revival of the classic comedy trio.”
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