Okay, so I yanked your chains.
There ain’t nothing coming until early tomorrow morning, folks. Sorry, the impertinent ass in me got the better of me. 
Feel free to enjoy what’s here, though! I promise to be nicer tomorrow.
For what it’s worth, if none of this stuff is funny this weekend, even though it’s all my fault, don’t blame me. I jammed all of this out in about fifteen minutes on Friday afternoon. Sometime those off-the-top-of-my-head “funnies” don’t get very good mileage, I’m afraid. Oh well. I’m sure you all still love me.
That’s absolutely disgusting, Dr. von Monkerstein. I can’t believe you thought that!
~co~
LTC Steven Jordan is one of the officers connected to Abu Ghraib who was found not guilty by a court of his pundits.
‘LOLcons’ concept created by 
‘LOLcons’ concept created by Saturday Morning Blogturbation.
Alas and alack, I am actually not present at the moment! Hah! I have fooled you with my pre-dated posts!
Today shall be an all LOLcon day, because that’s the kind of mood I was in when I wrote this post sometime in the past. My apologies for the lameness. On the other hand, I didn’t really even have to tell you, but I did because I’m such a great guy. And also because if someone said something to me in the comments and I had failed to reply, I wanted you to know it ain’t personal.
So, enjoy the LOLcons during my absence. The “con” part of LOLcon has been extended to infer/include “convict” today, by the way, but only because it amused me to do so.
Oh yeah…Hah! You don’t know what I’ve pre-set the times of posts for. Guess you’ll have to keep coming back to see when today and tomorrow things will automatically post! Bwahahahaha!
I’ll see ya late Sunday.
~co~
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