The surge worked!
And the general did not say: “And, so, after he held me like this and…er…surged…I began to understand how much better my job would be if I just did what they told me. So…yeah! The surge method…mmm-hmmm…yeah, that works. But I’m not gay.”
photo credit: Joshua Roberts/Reuters
Let’s get Mikey. He’ll eat anything!
AP Caption: “Actor Michael Douglas, seen here in April 2007, said on Thursday he would be ‘very happy’ if Hillary Clinton became the next US president.”
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I’m…sailing away…
“Senator Christopher Dodd waves goodbye as the mothership comes to retrieve him before he can further confuse issues in the Democratic Primary.”
photo credit: Brian Synder/Reuters
Another Exercise in Not Getting It.
The reason why she was willing to pose with you, oh “Little Chimperor That Couldn’t”, is that she is so damned poor and desperate, she was even willing to appear on camera with the likes of the moron who made her that way. It’s not an accolade, it’s an act of literally having nothing more to lose.
And yes, everyone knows your handlers just picked her for her last name: “White”. Bravo.
photo credit: AP Photo/Evan Vucci
The Dance of the Turdblossom
“Karl Rove, who retires two days from now, dances upon remnants of the origial U.S. Constitution on his way to the White House, where he was scheduled to meet with Senator Larry Craig to thank him for his efforts in clarifying Rove’s ‘exit strategy’.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta
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