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Search Engine Shenanigans
While “the otherwhirled” is still too new to be as popular as the famous Mock, Paper, Scissors or Happy Jihad’s House of Pancakes, nevertheless, I am finally getting enough traffic over here to follow in their fine tradition of reporting the search engine terms that cause people to stumble into the otherwhirled. I may or may not make this a weekly endeavor. The following list is from the past week.
- condoleezza rice, Condoleezza Rice, condoleeza rice, condi rice, condoleezza, “condoleezza rice” (and other variations on the spelling) ~ methinks some folks are just way too fixated.
- condoleezza rice nude ~ sick, sick people. her heart belongs to some other would-be-king, not to you!
- may december romances ~ that’s Tengrain’s fault from this post while i was away
- “american idol” ~ yes, i’m sure i am!
- jcpenney and sunglasses ~ fun for the whole wardrobe!
- in futile ~ you know, i feel the same way sometimes
- spicey girls ~ don’t worry, Mrs. Beckham. there is only you
- the bald look ~ as discussed before, with the exception of Bing McGhandi, the bald, bearded look is simply crazy
- fist dildo move ~ i’m stumped
- ruttin ~ being married for over a decade, i’m not sure i’m exactly an authority on such subject matter….
- young and tender ~ looks like i got a visit from the Romney campaign
- her first punishment ~ sounds like fun, if you’re into that kind of thing
- The Private Secretary” Love Doll ~ sadly, i only advertise the political…er…flavors of such things
and then there are frequent searches by photographer name, which the otherwhirled responds to because i have the citations in the image “alt” tags in addition to the text. i hope these great photographers don’t mind the unsolicited editorializations upon their works, but it’s certainly fun to do!
so there you have it, my first official installment of Search Engine Shenanigans. i’m certain your lives feel more complete now! mine sure does!
Reached its peak.
“Unexpectedly, it appears that the sport of skateboarding reached its peak today, with the sudden implosion of Tony Hawk’s head while performing yet another 360 oldschool nose grab.”
photo credit: AFP/Michal Cizek
“This Administration remains committed to a relationship with India.”
“After all, you guys are one of the best places where our party and campaign donors can shelter their corporations from our taxation system. Your cheap labor keeps us fat and wealthy, so we’re here for the long haul!”
photo credit: Joshua Roberts/Reuters
Ah jist wanna say,
“Here’s ta Jackie Robinson, and here’s hopin’ he scores many more touchdowns before he retires!”
photo credit: AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari
Hey, Mr. President!
“I’ve got nuts in my pockets. I’ll bet yours are empty, huh!”
photo credit: REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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