From now on, when you enter the press room,
“you’ll be expected to properly salute the presidential seal. You’ll bring your right arm up like this…”
photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb
Will the Senator from Arizona…
“…please get the hell out of politics in general?”
free bonus caption of the day: “Boo-hoo-hoo, my campaign is falling apart and nobody likes my fundamentalist rhetoric anymore. Woe is me, woe is me. Bomb Iran!!!
photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters
Two words, probable future running-mate,
“Selsun Blue.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Paul Sancya
Mr. Cheney recommends…
“This hunting season, be sure to purchase a weapon that will keep your so-called friends down after they’re shot in the face. I recommend this semi-automatic TEC-9, which is capable of bringing the whole security detail down, ‘just in case’.”
photo credit: AP Photo/NYPD
“Nu-cle-ar. Nu-cle-ar.” Dammit, Dick, he said “Nucular” again!
“Once again, Condoleezza’s attempts at direct mind control over the president are foiled by his imperviously wooden brain.”
photo credit: AFP/Saul Loeb
And now for something completely different
Sir Pluto the Spoiled (shown here) and his adoptive brother, Sir Gingka the Confused are about to be joined by two new members of the feline species in what will, undoubtedly, become a virtual orgy of cat litter, catnip, and cat toys which the two elder Knights of the Family Other will have no desire to share. To spare this blog from becoming yet another of those happy-cutesy-pie-in-the-sky photos-of-my-ignorant-pet kind of places, my personal blog perpetual dawnne, which typically doesn’t get posted to very much because it typically requires actual writing, will become yet another place to find such content. You have been warned.
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