the otherwhirled

where nothing is real, and nothing else is sacred.

i guess if the shoe fits…

…i should wear it…


My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

i’ll admit that surprised me at first. i assumed i’d rank somewhere near to “new left hipster” (like the infamous Dr. Monkey van Monkerstein), but i think this is a pretty accurate depiction of my core values, of which this blog is merely an extension. besides, mocking is more fun from the position of a believed intellectual superiority. it’s only fair dammit. i don’t really think of myself as an elitist, though. i know i’m not the greatest person in the world. i am, after all, second to my future self!

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | blogging, opinion | | 3 Comments

Hrm…Lessee….

(P Photo/Ron Edmonds) “Ah know he just axed me an impo’tint question, but damn, this tic-tac tastes purdy good!”


photo credit: P Photo/Ron Edmonds

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | humor, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet

Ah’m soakin’ innit?

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds) (yes you are, ’sir’. yes you are…)


photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | humor, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet

Holy…

(Jason Reed/Reuters) …Shit.


photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | humor, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet

Something In Common, Maybe?

(Yuri Gripas/Reuters) (Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
(AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson) (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

just sayin….


photo credits: Yuri Gripas/Reuters, Kevin Lamarque/Reuters, AP Photo/Lawrence Jackson, Jonathan Ernst/Reuters

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | opinion, political hegemony, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet

Ready to Par-tay!

(AFP/File/Saeed Khan) “Jenna and Not-Jenna await release from their ‘habitat’ prior to getting ready for another night on the town.”


photo credit: AFP/File/Saeed Khan

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | humor, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet

Where’s Waldo, the Laura Bush edition…

(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters) “Concerned for her safety, President Bush searches this crowd of republican uterine doners for his wife. Eventually, a Secret Service agent discovers that she fell asleep in the bathtub of her hotel room after another half-day binge on Xanax, vodka and popcorn.”


photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

2007.07.12 Posted by Synthaetica | humor, public figures, snark | | No Comments Yet