Feel the Power, Young Booshwalker.
“King George the Worst once again reaches for the Dark Side.”
photo credit: AFP/Jim Watson
Ya know whut?
“Ah really lahk tha way this guy is told ta thunk!”
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing
International Relations
“I tell your George Boosh. I tell him, if one more time he tell me how to run my country, I shove this finger so far up his ass, his babushka will feel it.”
photo credit: AFP/POOL/File/Dmitry Astakhov
You’re Ugly,
“and you desperately need your mother to dress you.”
photo credit: REUTERS/Gonzalo Fuentes
Overwhelming, Temporary, Conditional Remorse
“Having recently devoured the foot of an American citizen, this bear was suddenly overcome with an overwhelming sense of of remorse. True to its natural instinct, however, the remorse only lasted as long as the cameras were pointed at him. After the cameras went away, he immediately bit the heads off of three young school children and blamed both Democratic front-runners for starting a rumor about it.”
photo credit: AFP/DDP/Marcus Brandt
Coyote Ugly
“First Lady Laura Bush is helped from bed after a late-night binge in this undated photograph.”
photo credit: AP Photo/Ben Margot





