Bear Attacks Foot. Americans in Danger.

Steven Colbert is right. Bears are evil. Just look at this one, attempting to devour someone’s foot. Horrible, horrible, stuff. Obviously, the Bush Administration is completely justified in ignoring global warming so that the habitat of these evil, foot-devouring bears continues to diminish. I just hope we can get rid of the arctic ice before every American is hobbling around footless.

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photo credit: AFP/Marcus Brandt

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