NEW! FINISH THE CAPTION CONTEST!
“Sporting a haircut that would have sent a ‘Shear Genius’ contestant packing, and a suit that would have driven a ‘Project Runway’ contestant to commit hare kare, Phil Spector…”
(finish this caption yourselves in the comments. the selected ‘winner’ will receive an all-expenses-paid vacation to their next-door neighbor’s front porch.)
photo credit: AP Photo/Robyn Beck, Pool
New Designer Commode
soon to be featuring Paris Hilton’s ass.
photo credit: REUTERS/Reuters TV
7th Hole Consumes Golfer
“Augusta National Club’s 7th green devours South African golfer Retief Goosen after his stroke cut a divot into the grass. The remaining golfers tread very lightly for the remainder of the tournament.”
photo credit: Shaun Best/Reuters
Dos Cervesas,
“…por favor!”
photo credit: AP Photo/Roberto Borea
Always Make Your Umpires Happy
“Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox pleasures the first base umpire during a recent game. The aptly-named Mr. Cox was later sent to the locker room to prepare for post-game ministrations.”
….since i forgot about “sports” day yesterday, i figured i’d just go completely over the top. maybe we’ll get lucky and another overly-serious sports fan will get all jumpy in the comments again!
photo credit: AP Photo/Gregory Smith
Speaking Where One Has No Place
You’d think they’d have wanted someone with experience….just sayin’.
photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
The Mothership Approaches
Hop on, Georgie. You’ve got a seat on the front row!
photo credit: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters
Things-N-Thangs
Democracy NOT Theocracy
otherwhirled